Hell, Yoko Taro figured this out years ago. In fact, it surpassed 1 million copies sold just the other day! Congrats! *pachipachipachi* Such is the power of thighs.
It’s a game that defined many a childhood, and I’m quite happy that it’s finally had its time in the sun.
Twenty-five long years after it released on the SNES, one of the finest action-RPGs of the 16-bit era received the much-deserved remake treatment we’ve all been waiting for. In case you were wondering, we’re going to be prominently discussing the last thing on that list, so uh… buckle in, buckos. Indeed, there are three things that can be said to be certain in life: death, taxes, and Angela’s heavenly thighs. And that’s very much true, but I think it’s time to update the age-old saying for the modern era. As ol’ Ben Franklin used to say: in this world, nothing can be said to be certain… except for death and taxes.
